
Just, like....line things? It's not that hard. The choice of a black g-string is also...compelling but perhaps not in the way one wants to compel. (Her face in this photo is also like....I know.)

PERFECT, down to the shiny silver shoe. Five stars, two thumbs up, no notes.

She's contractually obligated to wear this and she looks like she's in the middle of a sulk about it. This isn't BAD but it looks like something a Parisian editrix would wear to a holiday party in 1983 and I'm a little concerned her hose are sagging.

Fabulous and also REASONABLE. (Those silver pointy-toed shoes must be a Gucci special; a metallic heel IS a good add to a person's wardrobe.)

Actually, I love this. Simple, elegant, and a great background for that stunning necklace.

Yawn. I mean – she's objectively beautiful but this dress feels so artistically insubstatial.

This is simple and good and fine and nice and also you will NOT remember it later, but sometimes that's okay.

She literally made a Moira Rose joke on her own Instagram about this.

Of all the Gucci we saw at this event, this might be my favorite. She looks chic and EVIL, in a way that's very compelling. It's slightly Maleficent. (Maleficent is, of course, arguably the most elegant Disney villain, though I think Ursula the Sea Witch gives her a run for her money.)

This is just really, really, really very good.

The front of this is very chic....

...the back has got me worried about what's happening on the back of Sarah Paulson's dress. This is frankly ridiculous. It's like someone took the Tom Ford Gucci era and injected it with Axe Body Spray.

I have questions about this footwear. Serious questions.

This is great, though. It's so sculptural – perfect for an event at an art museum.

In today's first post, I submitted that I think Paris Hilton needs a make-under and I think Sofia needs a refresh, too. She's done a LOT of these gowns over the years and while they're never BAD, it might be fun to try something a little new and interesting. She's only 54 – something about this dress paradoxically feels older.

Sure! No one will be thrown into a violent rage by this.

Miss Tilly always brings it; this is fun and festive on her and it's really all about the jewelry, which is amazing and which she surely owns outright.

This is perfect on her.

This coat needed to be taken up a bit – like it is on the model – because as is, he looks like three kids standing on each other's shoulders in their dad's overcoat.

Elegant! Does it MAYBE need a lapel pin?

I will allow both of these looks on them. Speaking of lapel pins, Chris Perfetti sometimes tips a bit too far over into Kooksville but this is so perfect, and Quinta looks very polished and sexy.

SPEAKING OF LAPEL PINS!

This is fun and it's good to see someone bring some whimsy to this event. (She took the gloves off inside, so they're not attached.)

Very classic, very elegant.

An Ugly Betty reunion! Where is Becky Newton? (Where IS Becky Newton.) (Oh, I guess she's on The Lincoln Lawyer. That is NOT how I imagined that character but I'm happy she's working.)

This is the most restrained thing she's had on her body in the last 18 months.

Apologies that this isn't the best photo ever snapped of her, but the dress is fantastic. (Last I checked, she was still dating Leonardo DiCaprio, who didn't appear to be at this event...but his mom was.)

Why not?
