I have a theory. And it’s that there are two kinds of people in the world. People who hear “Kate” and think “Moss,” and people who hear “Kate” and think “Middleton.” I am OBVIOUSLY the latter.
Having said that, even I have to admit that Moss is kind of pulling off what is clearly a hair salon’s discarded styling smock. Middleton can do a lot, but that, I suspect, is beyond her ken.