Kids’ Choice Awards Fuggish Carpet: Taylor Momsen

“Whoa, kids. Hold up.”

“Don’t CHOOSE me. Okay? I don’t want to be CHOSEN. Because if I’m CHOSEN, then I have to do things like this:

“I KNOW. It’s like, GROSS. Do you KNOW how overheated my thighs are right now? Do you KNOW how repressed my shins feel? But oh, it’s the Kids’ Choice Awards, I’m CHOSEN, HOORAY, now I have to OPPRESS MY TRUE NATURE with PANTS and stuff. But I refuse to stand up straight and I refuse not to wear eight-inch stripper platforms and forty-inch hair extensions because, bitches, you say I’m the Fug Madness 2011 winner? Well, bring it, 2012, because I am gonna lay you DOWN.”