I am sure this is not the case but I sincerely wish the Publicists Awards gave out awards for like, “Best Fake Relationship,” “Best Crisis Management,” “Lifetime Achievement in Secret-Keeping,” “Greatest Use of Paparazzi Photos,” “Most Effective Email Blast,” “Best Interview Placement,” “Best Divorce Announcement,” and “PR Opportunity of the Year.” Like, I want to celebrate the person who came up with the idea of using What’s In My Bag as a way to (a) plug your primary client and (b) plug your other clients, all in one magazine page! That was SMART! And you KNOW there are PR folks out there who DESERVE a prize for keeping a lid on certain people but can never be recognized simply because that very recognition would blow said lid. SOMEONE out there once wrestled a phone away from someone who was about to post something unhinged on social media and that person deserves credit! I see you, PR people! I hope you at least got some canapes at this thing and also that whoever does PR for Georges Chakra gets a little hat tip for the fact that I’m featuring this dress on Kate Hudson and saying publicly that I quite like it.
