RING RING
“Hello?”
“Hi, it’s Julianne.”
“Hey, lady! What’s up? Are you still so tan? I just saw your Instagram.”
“I guess. But I’m calling because I need any outfit.”
“Sure thing! What are you thinking?”
“Well, it’s a dance thing so — “
“Leotard?”
“No. It’s not that kind of — “
“Leg warmers?”
“No, like I was saying it’s — “
“Something with FRINGE?”
“Closer! It’s a dance awards thing, and my vision was…what if Black Swan and White Swam RAN INTO EACH OTHER and couldn’t get unstuck?”
“oh.”
“Does that make sense?”
“I’ve got JUST the thing.”
