“Hi, it’s Julianne.”

“Hey, lady! What’s up? Are you still so tan? I just saw your Instagram.”

“I guess. But I’m calling because I need any outfit.”

“Sure thing! What are you thinking?”

“Well, it’s a dance thing so — “


“No. It’s not that kind of — “

“Leg warmers?”

“No, like I was saying it’s — “

“Something with FRINGE?”

“Closer! It’s a dance awards thing, and my vision was…what if Black Swan and White Swam RAN INTO EACH OTHER and couldn’t get unstuck?”


“Does that make sense?”

“I’ve got JUST the thing.”

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