I went around and around on how to title this piece, but sometimes, there isn’t a hook. There is just, “Kristen Stewart wore another Chanel, again, lather, rinse, repeat.” I guess I could have used that. She’s promoting Crimes of the Future, the David Cronenberg movie that premiered in Cannes and had people revolted and in raptures in equal measure. I read the Rolling Stone review, and it was a whole lot of words (among them “gooey, gristly genre-melt”) that ultimately meant nothing to me other than, “Heather, this one is not for you.” But, it’s K.Stew and Scott Speedman in one slideshow, and how can THAT be bad?
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