I Did Not Expect “Sexy Gumby” From Isabelle Huppert

It’s shocking enough that Isabelle isn’t wearing Armani, but to fly from their tender, familiar embrace straight into the spandex arms of Balenciaga? That, like monkeypox, I did not see coming. Or, as Gumby would say:

I wonder if she and Kim Kardashian have a fresh WhatsApp chain all about bodystocking management, bathroom tips, and which sweat glands to Botox to avoid unsightly splotches.

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