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This would have been a great Halloween costume. "What are you dressed as?" "Your sleep demon."
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The wax-coated clothes are a cool idea, but who's even looking? Right now I'm being stared at by TWO SETS OF EYES. I could definitely see an unconventional starlet trying out the dress. Sophie Thatcher?
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I am gritting my teeth.
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OMG THESE EYES ARE SO BIG. I HATE THIS. She looks possessed.
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I mean, cute coat, though.
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Let's put Joseph Zada in some wax!
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I mean... I guess the coat is practical. Does it belong on a runway? Is it... designed?
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I could actually see Julia Fox doing some of these, WITH the eyelids.
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This one is SO EERIE. Um. Who'd wear a smock over a t-shirt. Joey King?
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Maybe I'll just look at the shoes.
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Now I'm staring at the shoes of the dude in the background. Blurred, they remind me of the kids' Wellington boots that have frog eyes in the front.
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What about, say, Awkwafina. Or Thomasin McKenzie.
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Rooney Mara
I mean... someone who has given up all their material goods and is moving into their local monastery to do its menial work.
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I apologize to these models for their faces making me want to scream. It is not your faces' fault. Those eyes BORE THROUGH ME.
It's even weirder when you can see both eyes. Ugggggh. Anyway, I hate this.
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Greta Lee?
Chalamet
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Alexander Skarsgard
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Kate Mara
I can't. That shirt is mangy.
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Okay, NOW we're getting into some Monse-level weirdness, which is more what I expect from them. Cara Delevingne.
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Surely not.
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Cate Blanchett
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Zendaya
Rebecca Ferguson
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... I mean, is this person being punished for something?
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Benson Boone
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Sadie Sink
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What about... Halle Bailey.
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A Kard-Jenner. Or a Ratajkowski. Fortunately there is only one of those.
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Sabrina Carpenter could do something naughty with this.
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Naomi Watts
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Jodie Turner-Smith
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Zoe Kravitz
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Emma Corrin
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Is it just me, or are a lot of shoes just looking so BIG now? Very wide flat toe boxes, high encroachment on the feet. They're clunky.
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Look, it's a human laundry chute! How about Esther MacGregor, daughter of Ewa soon to be Violet from Fourth Wing, and recently seen dressed as a tennis racket.
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What about... Ashley Graham.
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It's a tarp! But a nice one?
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It's... a bare bones suit. And maybe NOT that nice of one.
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Now we're into shrimp nets. Rita Ora.
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Kristen Stewart
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How can I possibly be expected to focus on this coat when I can see behind her what's coming.
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NO. This only goes in a magazine shoot on a beach, probably on Sydney Sweeney. Perhaps she can do another ad for gambling on Just. Sports., but in the wet sand.
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What in the ever-living hell. Carrie Bradshaw would have loved it. Julia Fox certainly would.
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Maybe Gracie Abrams wants to roll around in the surf, and won't do it in Chanel.
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These people look like wet clowns. Um. THIS actually might be more Awkwafina than what I suggested for her already.
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Here's a thought: How about nobody shows up anywhere looking like they just walked out of the shower.
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