You know, I am sure I should be all, “MY EYES!!!!!!” about this, but for some reason, I think it is hilarious. In part, because we already saw a version of this on Rihanna, so the shock value is gone:
But also because I decided she’s actually on her way to teach a Jazzercise class down at the Y and now I want that to happen SO MUCH that it actually has made me happy for once in my miserable life. If I knew a big-haired Lady Gaga was wearing a sheer spangly wrestling singlet over her lacy bra to teach me how to do a grapevine at high speeds at the YMCA, I would be down there so fast your pearls would fall out of your clutches. Rihanna can come too. Jazzercise for everyone!