Tanya here wore this to something called the Fashion Lifestyle Awards, and that’s apt, as this outfit IS a true fashion lifestyle. It says, “Many moons ago, I lost my sheep, and I didn’t know where to find them. So I blew out of town, because they were keeping me DOWN, and now now I’m a champion square-dancer and impressively competent yodeler and they are someone else’s f’ing problem.”

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