From what I understand thanks to Twitter, this Upfronts presentation opened with Priyanka Chopra doing a big song and dance number in spangled hotpants. She was apparently great, but that kind of makes me want to die for her, mostly because I’m imagining that the song itself was about Quantico, and thus she was was forced to, say, rhyme “terrorism” with…god, good thing I didn’t have to write that song.

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