I am almost speechless here, Fug Nation. In other words, WORDS:

Who looks at this jumpsuit and sees a walking dream? I see unflattering pants and a top that looks like a combination between Project Runway and Trading Spaces, where you have to redesign your friend’s living room using only things from her closet — in this case, an old strapless bra and some panty hose from that Halloween where she went as Yvette from Clue.

Or, to put it more bluntly: IT’S SO BAD. Sometimes those three syllables are the only ones you need.

What’s more:

This right here is exactly why I think pockets on a red carpet are a problem. It’s making a woeful jumpsuit even more wicked. Like, she could be knitting under there.

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