Oh CLAIRE. Yesterday you literally strapped a geode to your abdomen, and today I am concerned that you accidentally woke up after having spent the night sleeping in a self-tanner booth:
So tan! So blonde! It actually makes me want to see Danes in a smart, independent comedy, where she’s a sharp woman full of humorous rage in a Stepford Wivesian gated community. Said comedy may or may not end in her getting away with murder. Someone get on that. Also, while you’re at it, please cut off these sleeves and make this into a mini, okay? Let’s DO this.
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