Is it just me, or is Marchesa just getting lazy now?

I mean, come on — a toddler and a stapler could make those things. She looks like pre-school performance art of a thunderstorm.

And that’s WITH a sleeve wrangler:

Full marks to Her Madgesty for having a lackey who wears glittering hooves and carries a skull purse. (I wondered if perhaps it was Madonna’s bag, but … wouldn’t Madonna just go ahead and CARRY that? Madonna does not lack nads.) It’s just too bad said lackey didn’t perform her duties by accidentally dropping a Zippo into the sleevage and forcing a gown swap. Next time.

[Photos: Getty]

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