“THAT’S RIGHT, XOXO, MOFOS, IT’S K-DUBS FEELING THE GLOW:
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“THIS SUIT IS THE COLOR OF WHAT I’VE DONE TO TWITTER, WHICH WAS IN THE SHITTER TIL I MADE Y’ALL MY LITTER AND NOW I’M TWEETING A NO-HITTER. RECOGNIZE. I AM AN ARTIST AND 140 CHARACTERS IS MY CANVAS. I SWEAT 140 CHARACTERS, Y’ALL. I ONCE SNEEZED AND IT WAS AT LEAST 85 RIGHT THERE. AND ALSO, 140 CHARACTERS IS THE NUMBER OF ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE IN MY PANTS. SO YOU KNOW I’M TURNING TWITTER INTO A DANCE FULL OF RANTS THAT WILL PUT YOU IN A TRANCE SO DON’T LOOK ASKANCE AT MY LANCE SOMETHING-SOMETHING-SOMETHING FRANCE. AM I RIGHT? SING IT. ‘CAUSE IF YOU HATE ON KANYE, THEN THE LORD WILL TAKE YOUR TALENT LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT AND PUT IT IN MY WALLET. AND I DON’T HAVE ROOM FOR IT IN THERE. YOU HEAR? GOOD. NOW LET’S GET IT ON.”
