This was a pretty entertaining, quippy start to the season, but it also confirmed for me that Serena Van Der Woodsen is a horrible person. Only Serena could somehow make everyone bow and scrape to regain her affections after she treated them horribly. This may also make her the most unwittingly brilliant person ever — and I say “unwittingly” because, well, it’s Serena.

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