This is just weird:

I have fondness for Michelle, and I feel that it’s truly in her best interest not to dress like a depressed member of a Greek chorus in a hella expensive production of Oedipus. This is a big old bummer and when I say “big,” I mean both “overly large on her frame” and “an extreme bummer.”

Her bestie Busy definitely looks more cheerful:

And also HIGHLY KOOKY, like the neighbor who kindly takes in your mail and waters your plants for you while you’re gone, but who also can’t stop monologuing to you about how potatoes actually can hear, it’s not just a turn of phrase when people say they grow ears if you leave them too long.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]