Fug Madness 2018, Round Two: Is Kendall Jenner Going to Pull Off The Upset?

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Jump to: (7) Kendall Jenner v. (2) Haim

(6) ZOSIA MAMET v. (3) ASHLEY GRAHAM

You know what I want? I want these women to do a Freaky Friday on their closets. I think it would be fun to see Ashley in this:

And Zosia could branch out into this:

This would be an intriguing change for Ashley:

And this would really start a conversation about what’s happening with Zosia:

They would each, surely, learn something important about each other…and about themselves. Try it, you guys! It’ll be fun.

This is definitely fun, in the sense that I was excited to see it pop up on my TV on ANTM:

OH ASHLEY:

OH ZOSIA:

I feel like I could just repeat that throughout this post. OH ASHLEY:

OH ZOSIA:

ASHLEY!

You get it. Instead, I shall just direct you to the archives! Here are Ashley’s archives; here are Zosia’s.

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(7) KENDALL JENNER v. (2) HAIM

I think Kendall is outperforming her seed, in part because she has SO MUCH MATERIAL. Like, just this slideshow ALONE is insane. So much ridiculous denim, what even ARE those jeans? THEY’RE HIDEOUS. This jorts/fanny pack combo hurts my face. And WHAT? No. WHY. There is something to be said about Kendall that I REMEMBER her as being more reasonable than she actually has been. Like, this is not reasonable:

This is also irrational:

Here, she has herself shackled to her shorts?

LIKE WHAT? Sincerely, her archives are a trove of crazy, and you should look at them, but I would be remiss in my duties not to share these few experiences right here:

WORDS, am I right?

But if Kendall has a wide body of work, Haim are three whole people. I’ve decided their musical schtick is just a cover for the fact that they’re a crew of lady criminals, distracting people via their outfits.

Right?

These people could rob your home and you might be too distracted to notice.

“We’re just here to check read your meter, ma’am.”

“We just need to drive your car around a bit, ma’am. We’re definitely going to bring it back.”

“We’re CERTAINLY not here to kidnap you and indoctrinate you into our cult.”

I’m just saying, if the music thing falls through…consider it, ladies.

Here’s Haim’s archive.

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