This is the third time. THE THIRD TIME.
Latex Dress No. 1 was a bustier; the second, a turtleneck. And I guess this third one is maternity wear. That thing so skintight that it’s even snugger than her actual epidermis; I’m surprised we can’t actually discern the gender of the baby. I suspect this was chosen to thwart rumors of a secret surrogate, but right now all it’s doing is making her navel cry for help. Do your womb a favor, Kimbo Slice: Let it BREATHE.
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