There are certain places in Los Angeles that celebrities go when they want to be photographed. For example, The Ivy — at which Simon Cowell had Easter brunch this weekend, holding his baby, which is basically…like, you might as wear a sign that says, “Hey! I need some PR!” — and this place at which Christina Milian is alighting, Hooray Henry’s. And yet her outfit is so subtle:

I suspect you are scared to see the front of this. I will prepare you merely by noting that it could be worse:

Praise be to the gods of Sideboob Tape and Strategical Sheers that none of us got our eyes poked out.

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