A huge round of applause for everyone who entered this week’s contest! We are stoked to be giving you THREE copies of the new book by Pamela Ribon,You Take It From HereHere’s the challenge:

THE SITUATION:   This is at an event called “Britain Creates 2012: Fashion & Art Collusion.”

THE TASK: Please write a haiku about this unfortunate yet tropical ensemble using, at some point, the phrase “My Fair Lady.”

And the winners are:


My fair lady parts
Cannot be contained by a
Mere satin loincloth.

Katy B

Well, my fair lady –
We now know you stole clothes from
Young Blanche Devereaux.


My fair lady, that
Ensemble ensures you can’t
Move yer bloomin’ arse.

Winners, check your email for details. Everyone else, thank you for entering!