Another excellent batch of entries this week! A round of applause for you all. As a reminder: we were writing Lady Gaga’s interior monologue as an accompaniment to this picture:

And the finalists — each of whom will be getting a copy of BLOODTHIRSTY by Flynn Meaney, as soon as they email me their mailing address to SpoiledBook AT Gmail DOT com — are:

1) Rae:

“Oh shit… did I leave my oven dress on?”

2) Caitlin

“…She took me to her dressing room and told me her secret. ‘I am not Lady Gaga,’ she said. ‘My name is Carly. I inherited the false eyelashes and teacup from the previous Lady Gaga. The woman I inherited it from is not the real Lady Gaga either. Her name was Jennifer. The real Lady Gaga has been retired for 15 years and living as a waitress at an Applebee’s…’”

3) Katherine

“I wonder if I added enough Muppet to my Polyjuice Potion.”

Vote for your favorite!

  • Number One, by Rae (20%, 2,301 Votes)
  • Number Two, by Caitlin (45%, 5,125 Votes)
  • Number Three, by Katherine (35%, 3,976 Votes)

Total Voters: 11,402

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