I am excited to use this picture. It is lunacy:

THE SITUATION: Micaela Schaefer here is “a model.” I believe this sort of ensemble is the modus operandi of choice for her. This is the Men in Black 3 premiere. She is not IN Men in Black 3.

THE TASK: This appears to be made of old VHS tape. Please tell us what unconventional household item you would wear if you were forced to make a half-naked splash on the red carpet.

THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday.

THE PRIZE: The top two entries this week win a copy of Unbreak My Heart by Melissa Walker! What’s it about? BEHOLD: “Sophomore year broke Clementine Williams’ heart. She fell for her best friend’s boyfriend and long story short: he’s excused, but Clem is vilified and she heads into summer with zero social life. Enter her parents’ plan to spend the summer on their sailboat. Normally the idea of being stuck on a tiny boat with her parents and little sister would make Clem break out in hives, but floating away sounds pretty good right now. Then she meets James at one of their first stops along the river. He and his dad are sailing for the summer and he’s just the distraction Clem needs. Can he break down Clem’s walls and heal her broken heart?” Sounds great, right? Two of you are about to find out, so get writing!