LL: Billy! BILLY PORTER!

BP: CADDY! CADDY HERON!

LL: It’s Cady.

BP: You betcha!

LL: I’m so glad we ran into each other because I really think there’s a lot of synergy here!

BP: AAAH that’s insane!

LL: You’re my favorite! I was in The Favourite!!

BP: Are you sure that wasn’t Emma Stone?

LL: … Okay, I’m playing Cruella and you’re in Cinderella!

BP: Are you sure that isn’t Emma Stone?

LL: … Okay, and, um, I was in Superbad, and you were in Jesus Christ Superstar!

BP: Nope.

LL: You were in American Horror Story, and I…

BP: Don’t finish that thought. Let’s just hug.

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