I have to confess that I have NO IDEA what is even happening anymore — the VMAs were Sunday, the Emmys last night, and we also had a book deadline yesterday, so I have entered a world where there is ONLY TYPING and I think my butt has gone numb (seriously. I am going to buy compression shorts in hopes of keeping blood running to my ass) and perhaps SO IS MY MIND, which is why I think I kind of like this now. Just tell me how I feel, okay?