It’s unfathomable to me that some designer over here hasn’t declared Lady Mary Crawley to be his muse, and then thrown her the kind of fabulous gowns that will make her as unforgettable on the red carpet as she is headstrong and well-eyebrowed on Downton Abbey. I know this is Louis Vuitton, and so therefore hardly some cheap old thing she rented from a costume shop, but… it might as well be, no? Somebody please guide her to people who will love her above all others. If Matthew Crawley’s broken heir-stick can be fixed, then so can this.
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