Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Cobie Smulders

Cobie Smulders is both lovelier and more interesting than this.

That’s true in general, and particularly accurate when it comes to the bodice. What is HAPPENING there? It’s making shrinky-dinks out of her chest. Between this and Zosia Mamet and Michelle Dockery and even Kate Mara… am I the only person out there who’s worried about the boobs? Am I their only champion? Am I the Mammarial Crusader? If so, then I guess I should borrow Zosia’s nipple armor and hit the streets.

Cobie did fare better at the EW pre-party:

That, to me, is nifty. If she can get Valentino on the horn and order up one of these, why is a baby-pink satin melon-mauler the best she did for the big night?

[Photo: Getty]