The British Independent Film Awards seem to be their version of the Independent Spirit Awards (but maybe more tightly yoked to their own film industry?), and I will look up what was nominated and what won, but I also know that no one will really remember any of it because we’re going to be too caught up in discussing what I will only ever be able to think of as Emma Corrin’s Anus Shirt.

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