At first glance, I thought this was a polka dot pattern, but now I think the silver items on this dress are…giant snaps? Teeny hubcaps? Silver top hats slightly larger than the ones that come with Monopoly but much smaller than the ones a person might wear? It’s a MYSTERY, a mystery I tell you — but as perplexing as that truth may be, the rest of the truth is that this color is fantastic on her, and she wears this dress well. How nice to end on some good news!