I wonder how many of this photographers yelled out, “WHERE’S THE BABY?!” (I would be so tempted, if I were Kate, to start making smart-ass responses to them, like, “Meghan’s had the babies already! It’s triplets and they’re all named after ME!”)

Anyway, she looks perfectly reasonable. You know I’m gonna be lukewarm on the shoes but we’re all bored of me endlessly complaining about them and honestly, while I’d always want a pattern…that’s it. That’s the end of that sentence.

This is a good cause, though (although everything the royals come out for publicly is generally a good cause; it’s not like they’re showing up to open little plaques at the Kid Rock Coors Light School for Beer Can Target Practice), and of course, social media is very helpful in explicating what is what:

[Photos: John Rainford/WENN, Toby Melville/AP/REX/Shutterstock, REX/Shutterstock]