Sure, she slightly looks like she’s tacked a table runner to the back of a dress she decided, last minute, was too short or too boring, but it’s an absolutely reasonable table runner and as table runner skirts go…I think it works.
But I might just be distracted by that one, giant, fantastic earring that I will not tell you also slightly reminds me of an iconic moment in There’s Something About Mary because I don’t want to do that to you.
