Connor Storrie is the cover subject for Cultured this month, so they threw him a party in L.A.; the story is very nice but probably won’t tell you much you didn’t already know, unless your algorithm is allergic to Heated Rivalry and you are not a scroller. Alan Cumming’s wardrobe is one of the chief draws of The Traitors, and in the most recent episode he wore a translucent green shirt with a necktie, so when I saw this photo of Connor I did a double-take. In the end the shirts are not as similar as I first thought, but honestly, there are worse people to emulate than Alan Cumming. Both for awesomeness and talent reasons, but also because this man wears the SHIT OUT OF THINGS on The Traitors and they are all elaborate and wild. Scroll through his stylist’s Instagram and tell me Connor — who once took clowning classes and is a chameleon and clearly has a huge sense of fun — wouldn’t have the best time being Alan’s right hand man. Or his Heated Castle Rival. Not that he has time, sadly; can we clone him?
