Clearly, you all know I am gonna eyeroll this whole trend of trying to make underpants be… outerpants. But it’s even more asinine because we all KNEW the weather forecast for Paris on this day. It was predicted to rain, and rain it did. So not only does Chrissy look absurd for dry weather, but she’s about to sit in a deluge in KNIT UNDERCRACKERS. That sounds MISERABLE. YOU LOOK A FOOL, CHRISTINE. And we know you have the scratch to pop into a designer store for something better?!? I hope she brought some Saran Wrap so she could waterproof her nethers.

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