First of all: These earrings are MAJOR. I’m obsessed. I want to wear them to Trader Joe’s and to my podiatrist and CostCo and basically anywhere a human person might go. (I don’t have a credit for them yet but I assume they’re more Erewhon priced than TJ’s, though.) They’re SO major that I almost didn’t notice…
That the length of this otherwise deliciously slinky dress is extremely odd for such a narrow skirt. If Cate Blanchett has to bunny hop down the red carpet, do we have to withdraw her carte blanchett?
