I otherwise love this so SO so much that I think I’m going to use the power of denial and pretend that we cannot see that little 1980s Beach Sex Comedy Bandeau Bikini Top lurking under there, like she’s the most fabulous Real Housewife on an obviously ill-fated cast trip to some gorgeous resort in Mexico. I may in fact also pretend I’m at the resort, while I’m at it. (Not on the trip, obviously. But in the cabana next to the trip, for purposes of gown-ogling and also Bravo spoilers.)

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