Tom Ford always looks so pleased with himself.
Which… I mean, if his goal was to make Rita Ora look like a dominatrix who’s falling off the hanger of the closet from which he yanked her, then yeah, great, be proud. Dubious mission accomplished.
He also clothed Cara Delevingne for the after-party — “clothed” being a term I’m using loosely.
We first saw the nipple pinwheels on Rihanna, in an outfit that’s actually kind of the deranged bridal hybrid of this and Rita’s. I can’t get over how sad this whole range is — the designer equivalent of that first time you typed 5318008 into your calculator and turned it upside down so it read “BOOBIES” and felt certain no one in the world had ever been so clever.
[Photos: Splash]
