“Aw, man, you guys. Do I really STILL have to promote this series? Do I? Are you sure? Do I seriously? Don’t you think people will come out and see it no matter what? Don’t you? I do. Can I talk about something else while I’m here? NOT KRISTEN. Something else. What about Harry Potter? Do you guys want to talk about Harry Potter? Let’s talk about the Triwizard Tournament! It was really fun until that thing happened to me that was really bad. See, I care about not spoiling you on an old book! Let’s talk about spoilers! Let’s talk about tacos! Let’s talk about small kiln pottery. Something. SOMETHING ELSE. I’M SO TIRED OF TWILIGHT YOU GUYS. Also, why is my shirt made of wrapping paper?”