We’re entering a phase where it feels like everyone is getting a sports documentary. Johnny Manziel just had one. Quarterback on Netflix — produced by a former quarterback, Peyton Manning — followed three of them, and there’s going to be another season. The Kelce family has Kelce. Leo Messi is about to get one on Apple about his arrival in Miami. Welcome to Wrexham is a different animal, but let’s not forget that one. And David Beckham now has the catchily named Beckham. But for as many famous friends as they supposedly have, and all the elbows they rub with people in Miami, nobody really came to Beckham’s premiere except the Beckhams. Maybe they should have called it Soccer Spice.

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