Balenciaga Looked Into Pants, and Saw a ShirtAnd put blinkers on many of its models.

Alan Cumming I WANT this to say, "Don't worry, I really blew it out on the finale of The Traitors," but they filmed that a while ago so it probably mostly says, "I felt like blending into the backdrop now." Rose Byrne This dress

Laverne Cox in Mugler I'm sure this is a very expensive custom-crafted torso plate, but I look at the shape of the boobs and all I can think of is that it's the eyes of a Simpsons character. And make no mistake, it IS a

Julia Fox The tiny guitar case is hilarious, the outfit is straight out of a Vegas revue based on Annie Get Your Gun, but the makeup is what truly perplexes me. She looks like she's slowly being assimilated by the Borg. in Mugler This appears to be the

Cole Sprouse This foolishness is high comedy. It sincerely looks like he's by the shore sticking his head on top of a painted body, or as if everything BUT his head is just muppets standing on each other's shoulders. Joan Smalls THE IRONY OF HER NAME

Chloe Is Trying to Make Cursive Hot AgainBut, via belts.

Givenchy's In-House Designers Took Over This SeasonBecause they don't have a a creative director.