Eva Longoria That's quite unimpeachable. Strong start, Eva. Needs a hoik, Eva. Cannes Film Festival 2024 Red Carpet Needs to be cut off and turned into a figure skating costume, Eva. Ooh, I'm into this, Eva! Even with the unevenness; I think that plays well with

Lily Gladstone in custom Armani She looks wonderful here -- I actually think this stands alone without the tulle wrap, or would have been more fun with a wrap NOT made of tulle, because what is that even doing for her. But the dress is gorgeous, and the pink earrings by

Heidi Klum Remember Peaches & Cream Barbie, whose dress came with a matching peach stole that you could wrap around her, or just leave on your floor because it was kind of a pain? This is JUST the stole. Leni Klum I feel like Leni Klum doesn't HAVE

Kelly Rowland in Anamika Khanna I would like to give this dress a hoik, and then we'd be in good shape. The color is glorious and the drape is nice on her, and I SEE YOU, SILVER SHOES. But the necklace is the heart of it. WHOO BOY.

Jennifer Lopez I said she looked emotionally bedraggled but she might also look GENERALLY bedraggled. This style of dress is not doing anything to perk up her vibe. Never have ruffles looked less perky. It's like... booty shorts and a droopy robe, and HORRENDOUS shoes. This entire thing

John Corbett and Sarah Jessica Parker That seems like it's THE JACKET, possibly, that Aidan is carrying. But none of SJP's clothes seem super Carrie except maybe the boots. And SJP is clearly facing THE DEMON OF UNREST toward the paparazzi on purpose, because she'

Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent I would NOT have pegged this as Saint Laurent. It's so... pink, and capey, and bedecked with bows. I think just the waist one would have sufficed... ... especially when you see that this ties her up at the knees? I see her in