Chrissy Teigen and John Legend This is just... a truly idiotic outfit to wear to sit on bleachers outside. For anything. (And they DID stay; I saw pics of them.) However, their children are SO CUTE. All four of them, though they wisely brought only the older two. Serena Williams

Lady Gaga in Dior As an opening act, I thought this was REALLY shockingly weak. The song didn't show off Gaga's pipes to their greatest effect, and she isn't a great dancer, so she mostly just wiggled. It also looked a little sad because

Zendaya in Louis Vuitton This is slinky and pretty and also -- as far as I'm concerned -- totally something she told them to keep simple so that they wouldn't mess anything up. Good news. They didn't. Charlize Theron Charlize looks exactly as you might expect.

Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002 Truly, this might be very warm. And great for hiding any pimples along your jawline. Alek Wek He called this Andy Warhol: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. (I'm kidding.) Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002 This is giving Venomous Plant. Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter

Josh Hartnett and Tamsin Egerton Between Josh's open shirt and Tamsin looking like her dress came from David's Bridal, I've decided this is a groomsman and a bridesmaid who are trying and failing to act like they weren't just in the cloakroom.

Jordan Chiles I like the space she's taking up in this picture, I like that she's in power red, and I am always astonished people can make their bodies do this (I am deeply inflexible). But I don't think this is very flattering of