SJP Let's now turn our attention to the moronic straps on these shoes, which stick out far and wide. This CANNOT be a pleasant walking experience. Also, while that cardigan might have a life somewhere, it shouldn't be with that dress. Because LOOK how poorly made

Rebeca Andrade of Brazil (silver) and Simone Biles and Suni Lee of USA, Gold and Bronze I mean, what a fabulous group of women, ALL of whom have overcome things in their lives that make this ascent so sweet. Incredible power, resilience, and grace. THE GOAT NECKLACE. !!!!! THAT SMILE. She

Asher Hong, Paul Juda, Brody Malone, Stephen Nedoroscik and Frederick Richard Honestly, I love a gold, as you can imagine, but there's something SO special about a team winning bronze and being just as delighted and proud as they could POSSIBLY be. Because this is a HUGE deal

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban How is Nic in a BLAZER? Was it not warm? Everyone else makes it look balmy. Lady Gaga Gaga and her great red lipstick seem tense. Understandably. Chrissy Teigan, John Legend, Luna, Miles For a while I thought Chrissy was wearing NOTHING under her jacket,

1. Hezly Rivera, Jade Carey, Sunisa Lee, Jordan Chiles and Simone Biles, USA I really like the design here -- the stars are SO striking. A lot of people went with darker leotard designs this year, in fact, which you'll see. I'm curious what the team finals

Tonga All the stories about Tonga are about our friend The Hot Shirtless Man, who did not qualify for Paris. However, three cheers to their four-person delegation for looking cool and creative. They compete in athletics (100m), boxing (lost), and swimming (women's 50 free, men's