Zoe Saldana in Harris Reed I actually don't entirely dislike this. It seems wildly impractical to MOVE in, but it's interesting, and she can carry it. But clip the droopy bits and let's see what we've got. They're the open

Aubrey Plaza in Miu Miu As a dress I think this is objectively terrible, but as a person she looks sexy. Honestly, it might be a perfectly okay slinky experiment if it didn't have those two tiny pink chef's toques stapled to it. Are they... bows?

Greta Lee in Loewe This is great. I think it's custom, because while it looks related to their recent show, I didn't see it on the runway -- and those were all hoop skirts and stuff, which I feel like Greta would NOT have removed. Gal Gadot

Anna Sawai in LV This is a clear relative of the two poofballs we've already seen on Saoirse and Zendaya.I think I'd prefer this if it were designed to sit higher, and not give us full navel. But my gosh, she's gorgeous. Hannah

Mindy Kaling in vintage Versace So here's the thing: I love that she went vintage and I don't hate the dress -- she looks super in it -- but I cannot look at this without seeing Nicodemus from The Secret of NIMH. Rooney Mara in 1996 Givenchy Rooney

Jennifer Grey She loves these shoes, so you'll see them in three out of four outfits. All of which are also black. This dress is fine -- it's not bad and it's not remarkable. It's functional but not dreamy, and looks comfortable for