Juno Temple She looks very cute, and VERY Keeley Jones. The alien purse is fun, but clearly not very practical... ... because she had a bonus bag that's ALSO cute. Honestly, this is like a walking advertisement for Ted Lasso, season 4. However, WHAT did her chest do to

SJP This is a hot mess, Carrie Bradshaw-style. The top looks a bit too big, but who's even looking when she has a giant pink condom strapped to her head? It can be tough to tell what is SJP herself keeping comfy between shots, and what is

Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent I get a huge kick out of this. It's sexy and lively and she's selling it. This is just in case you were looking at it and thinking, "IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT THE BACK IS DOING." I think

Margaret Qualley I assume this is Chanel, and it's absurd. Knit hotpants? Please. Colman Domingo And bless him, I don't know WHAT his legs are doing. I like the aqua shorts suit! what's with the Sunday School socks and cream boots? They don'

Brie Larson This is such a pretty gown. No complaints. Her head-styling is very casual with it, but somehow - I'm not sure why - it still works. I think it's because that's her general aesthetic, so it's not a surprise. Meghann Fahy

Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga This gown has shades of Audrey Hepburn to me. It's well-made and it's elegant and it's also very straightforward and a little dull. But she just lost her mother, so I also understand not wanting to show up to

Amy Poehler in Self Portrait She looks very dishy. I wrote "fishy" by mistake and that is the exact opposite of what I meant; what a typo THAT would have been. Molly Gorgon in Carolina Herrera Carolina Herrera really outdid themselves for this event; I think I said