Charli XCX in Dilara Findikoglu Somewhere, somebody is working on an X-rated parody called Conclabia, and she is playing Isabella Rossellini's role. Is it weird that seeing the interior boning is the thing I really don't like? Sabrina Carpenter in McQueen This is a good

Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs I CHORTLED. This is HILARIOUS. She looks like a mouth whose lip injections backfired spectacularly. (Behold the shoes she wisely didn't wear.) She and Tracee Ellis Ross are some of the most exuberantly wacky dressers we have, and both are Karla Welch clients.

2025 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones - Arrivals "But Heather," you may say. "I thought this was the naked post." It is. You probably have spotted it by now. See those green dots in the foliage? They are exactly what you think they are.

Zoe Saldaña in Saint Laurent Don't hate me, but I actually think this is... okay? It is not at ALL glamorous to me, and I feel like her original dress -- though not to my tastes -- seemed a lot more comfortable AND less annoying to haul through a party.

Ariana Grande in custom Schiaparelli FINALLY she passes over the Glinda color scheme. I love this -- frankly, it's the best thing she's worn, and she came alive in that deep red. MORE COLOR, ARIANA. Or, more Not Pink colors. I thought you'd enjoy the

Penelope Cruz in Chanel I just can't. They did not need to glue-gun those sparkles to the front. It's all just sort of overworked. Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel We've seen a lot of stuff "inspired by" older designs, this

Brandi Carlile (in Valentino) and Catherine Shepherd This is... too much. Lop off the bow and we'll talk. Together, they look like haunted dolls. Doja Cat in Balmain She said this was based on a 1950s design, and it works really well on her. It even coordinates with

Lisa in Markgong This is precise and perfect and a delicious spin on menswear. I think back on Kristen Stewart wearing shorts when she was nominated, and how lazy that felt. This is SUCH a cooler, more creative spin on not wearing a gown. Da'Vine Joy Randolph This