Natalie Portman in Dior This is a very cute cocktail dress, right in her wheelhouse, and about right for an early summer popcorn flick (well, you'll have to make it at home, but still). John Krasinski Someday, one of these outfits WILL end with, say, feather pants that

Naomi Campbell in D&G As a person, Naomi looks great. But that bodice, which is beautifully made, lies very poorly against the skirt. There's some nice work in it, but it's a little "Like a Prayer" for me and seems strapped somewhat

That's a very nice gown on her. Scarlett Johansson has never been on the edge of fashion, so she rarely surprises anyone. I will say that I had predicted a column, something hip-hugging, so the flowy skirt I GUESS counts as a surprise? But her brand is

Eva Longoria This dress is riding a tiny bit low, no? It's good, otherwise. Eva Longoria That neck piece is such a nifty idea, but alas, we can see way too much below it. I am confused by all these dresses we're seeing that want to

Alexander Skarsgard He honestly looks like he walked out of Fashion Plates. These two halves do not go together AT ALL and somewhere a five-year old is hooting with glee while rubbing a crayon over his image. Diane Kruger in D&G I don't typically like

Zoey Deutch in Chanel Her stylist called this "an archival design that was remade." It's thoroughly charming, perfect for the South of France, and really evokes Zoey's mother Lea Thompson in Back to the Future. I'm not sure she needed to go

Dakota Johnson in Gucci It doesn't look as low from this angle -- I don't think you notice it so much when she's not moving -- but doesn't it still need a necklace? Something, anything, to try and cover the acreage? Or just... some

Isabelle Huppert in Balenciaga Awesome, I can put my jean jacket on backwards and call it couture. Except hers grew two extra sleeves. This is some real Island of Doctor Moreau shit. One more look at the front. That brooch, and her lipstick and shades and general aura, are doing