Cynthia Erivo Gotta love a pair of jeans that looks like it was made for someone eight feet tall. Wearing these must be a constant thrill ride of wondering when or whether you'll go ass over teakettle. She looks like she walked out of a magazine editorial. Maybe

Scarlett Johansson This is... fine. A little bridesmaid-y, but the necklace (credited to Taffin Jewelry by her stylist) is very well-chosen, and the orange is lively, so I can't be terribly upset. ScarJo was never going to swan in wearing anything very different than this. Mia

Noah Wyle Noah looks, indeed, exactly like Dr. Robby might look if he was invited to some kind of Night of a Thousand Surgical Stars commending his... smooth scalpel. I don't know. Fiona Dourif McKay looks GLAM. I don't LOVE the sheers but I like the

SJP in Dior She really is going for a covered-up, baggy, downright floppy look right now. Next she should reboot The Ghost Whisperer. You can see the detail a BIT more clearly here. I know the variation in lace color is intentional, but it just looks like someone failed

Jennifer Lopez in Miss Sohee This could have been beautiful, but they just HAD to do the gigantic gaping slit right up the middle, which is wildly unflattering and very nearly turning PUBIC into PUBLIC. Jennifer Lopez in Bronx & Banco She looks like someone decided Milla Jovovich in The

SJP This is the second Vivienne Westwood in a row that's been messy and overwhelming on her (this being the first). Maybe she IS trying to steer people away from associating her with Carrie and more toward the Hocus Pocus franchise. This definitely screams out for a cauldron.

Meghann Fahy She is just so pretty, and this is simple and effective on her. It's a little Carrie Bradshaw, really. Imagine her hair tousled and a cigarette in her hand. Meghann Fahy This is a pretty tribute to mail slots. This feels like something one of the