I am delighted to learn that Ashlee’s seminal album Autobiography — which, sincerely, does slap! I’m not joking! — is the same age as this very website. This feels right. What also feels right is that she’s wearing something wacky to celebrate it — is this a very high-cut bodysuit with very low-rise jeans? Your cut doesn’t match your rise! Having said that: Thanks for twenty years of content, Ashlee, and I sincerely wish you many more.