Fade up on the May December group chat:
NATALIE PORTMAN: hey
CHARLES MELTON: Natalie Portman is texting me!!!
NP: Charles, you don’t have to say that every time.
CM: It’s just exciting. You’re Natalie Portman and I was in Riverdale!!
NP: Julianne was in All My Children.
JULIANNE MOORE: It was As The World Turns. And I was amazing in a dual role.
CM: Julianne Moore is texting me!!
JM: I am. What’s up?
NP: This screening. I was thinking…please don’t take offense to this, Charles…vampire hunters.
CM: There aren’t vampires in Riverdale. Probably? I can’t totally remember.
JM: Like Buffy?
CM: Like BLADE?
NP: You guys are being too literal. I mostly just meant, let’s do all black. Chic. Kinda goth. Timeless. Easy to wear if you spill something. Flattering. Hard to hate.
CM: I’ll do whatever you want, Natalie!
JM: I was going to wear black anyway. The Angel leather duster is a go!
