This jewelry collection — pardon me, “high jewelry,” as it’s not mere plebeian baubles — is called BULGARI EDEN: GARDEN OF WONDERS, which makes me want all fashion collections to title themselves too. Or maybe I’ll just start doing it for them. Anyway, there are plenty of baubles in here, and Anne Hathaway in a giant Valentino shirt that is not pink. A miracle in our time. It’s from the Spring/Summer 2022 collection, and my headline noted that the collection closed with some cool gowns. This… was not one of them.

[Photos: Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bulgari]